The following cartoons are part of the fantastic `red baron' series by Ool.
You should check : http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron
for the lot.
And see `petit_prince', `death', `space_invaders', `temptation', `tourette',
`bulls_eye', `snoopy', `hitchcock', `cannonball', `journey_to_the_moon',
`drizzle', `northern_light', `whaam', `eiffel_tower', `escort', `zeppelin',
`ferret', `tic_tac_toe', `trench', `asterix' `calvin' and `canteen'
in my collection for more!
Red Baron No. 1
Once again I scanned the web for jobs. All the sterile ads reminded
me of my last sterile workplace, though.
_ __ ____________
,-----' | _ <'__`) ,' `.
| // : | -' )= \\ ____/ Boring... \
| // : | --- \-_;` `-. boring... |
| // : | -._ |\`\ | BOOOOring... |
`-----._| __ // ( \| | (What's "IT" |
_/___\_ //)_`// | ||] \ mean anyway?) /
_____[_______]_[~~-_ (.L_/ || `.____________,'
[____________________]' `\_,/'/
||| / ||| ,___,'./
||| \ |||,'______|
||| / /|| I==||
||| \ __/_|| __||__
-----||-/------`-._/||-o--o---o---
~~~~~'
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,-----' | _ <'__`)
| // : | -' :o)o\\ ___________
| // : | --- ((/o_/` ,' `.
| // : | -._ [:]\_\ ____/ HMMmmmm! \
`-----._| __ | | ( \| `-. What WOULD be |
_/___\_ //)_` \ \' /|] | a cool job, |
_____[_______]_[~~-_ (.L\_,'||| \ I wonder... /
[____________________]' `(/./'/ `.___________,'
||| / ||| ,___,'./
||| \ |||,'______| O
||| / /|| I==|| _
||| \ __/_|| __||__ (_)
-----||-/------`-._/||-o--o---o---
~~~~~' ___
_______( )___
________________________(_ )____
___________(__ )__
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______________ ('__`>
,' `._____ /==(o) ______
/ Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)=
| world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
| Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| braving the skies | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| in his Fokker | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
\ airplane! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
`.______________,' | ' ,
__________________________/ '
__ __
_____________ ('__`> _ --__`.
,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`.
/ My hat ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| doesn't fly off | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| because it's | `-------' \-` ,
| aerodynamically | & , . & , . & , | '
\ shaped, see? / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
`._____________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
|\
__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Red Baron No. 2
__
______________ ('__`>
,' `._____ /==(o) ______
/ Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)=
| world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
| Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| braving the skies | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| in his Fokker | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
\ airplane! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
`.______________,' | ' ,
__________________________/ '
__ __
_______________ ('__`> _ --__`.
,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`.
/ Please don't ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| write! They WERE | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| called "Fokkers." | `-------' \-` ,
\ Honest! / & , . & , . & , | '
`._______________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
|\
__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
-- -
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Red Baron No. 3
__
____________ ('__`>
,' `._____ /==(o) ______
/ There must be ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)=
| fair weather | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
\ coming up. / `-------' \ ,'\ |
`.____________,' & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
| ' ,
__________________________/ '
__ __
_____________ ('__`> _ --__`.
,' `._____ /=(..) ______\ -'_--`.
/ I can tell ,-' `\}+/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| by the number | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| of bugf ftuck | `-------' \-` ,
\ in my teeff! / & , . & , . & , | '
`._____________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
|\
__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
-- -
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Red Baron No. 3(b)
__
_________ ('__`>
,' `._____ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~
/ Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT...
| world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~
| Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| mercilessly | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| pounding away | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
| at his | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
\ enemies! / | ' ,
`._________,' __________________________/ '
\|/ )
__ ( __
____________ ('__`> ) -_`.
,' `._____ (( /==(.) ______ ( _--`.
/ OH NO!!! ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| OUT OF AMMO!!! | _____ / /\ /)____||______-``.
| ONLY ONE THING | `-------' \-` ,
\ LEFT TO DO!! / & , . & , . & , | '
`.____________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
|\
__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
-- -
__________________________
\ .
_ _ _ | . `
_____________ _|,' `.|_|,' `.|_|,' |`. `\ \
,' `. _/. ,\_/. ,\_/. |) )|` |
/ This is \ & ` ' & ` ' & ` |`. / |
| signalling | _____,-------.____________/ `./ |
| "I surrender" in |___ \_\/ \) __||__ \ `/
\ dog fights. _,-' ,/ -\ |()|::::)=
`._____________,' \=(66) ------
(.__,>
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Red Baron No. 4
__
______________ ('__`>
,' `._____ (( /==(o) ______
/ Hey, that's not ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)=
| a space station! | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
| That's the Moon! | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| Although he won't | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| admit it the Red | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
\ Baron is lost. / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
`.______________,' | ' ,
__________________________/ '
.-'~~~~'-.
.-~'\__/ \__/`~-. ) )
.-~ (oo) (oo) ~-.
(_____//~~\\//~~\\______) ) )
_.-~` `~-._
/O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O\ _ _
\__JRO______________________________/ |- (_)
\x x x x x x x/ _| \
\x_x_x_x_x_x/ (_) \/
_ /,'
____ (_) __ __
_____( )___ O ('__`> _ --__`.
( _) /=(99) ______\ -'_--`.
_( He's still ) `\_./ |()|::::)= '_`. .
( too proud to __) _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
(__ stop and ask _) `-------' \-` ,
(_ directions, _) & , . & , . & , | '
(___ though. _) _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
(__________) _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
|\
__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Red Baron No. 4 (b)
__
____________ ('__`>
,' `._____ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~
/ Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT...
| world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~
| Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| approaching the | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| space station's | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
\ reactor core! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
`.____________,' | ' ,
__________________________/ '
|. . . . . . |
\. . . . . /
\ . . . . . /
`. . . . . . . ,'
. `. . \ . | / ,'
` `-._ \ \ | / _,-' ,'
__ --- `--. | ,--' / ,' ,-
,' _ --- \ / , _,
, ,' *ROAR!* ' ,' ,-
/./ , _,- ---
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/(X)/_o # # # # # # # # ==
/./ /\ ## # ### ### ### # __
' /`/ o # # # # # # #
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_______________ ('__`> ) -_`.
,' `.____ /=(66) ______ ( _--`.
/ And I bet ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| you thought we | _____ / /\ /)____||______-``.
| could shoot down | `-------' \-` ,
| only doghouses | & , . & , . & , | '
\ with these! / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
`.______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
|\
__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
-- -
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Red Baron No. 5
__________________________
\ .
_ _ _ | . `
_____________ _|,' `.|_|,' `.|_|,' |`. `\ \
,' `. _/. ,\_/. ,\_/. |) )|` |
/ Verzeihen Sie, \ & ` ' & ` ' & ` |`. / |
| mein Herr! | _____,-------.____________/ `./ |
| Haben Sie etwas |___ \_\/ \) __||__ \ `/
\ Grey Poupon? _,-' /O \. |()|::::)=
`._____________,' (^^)=/ ------
\ | / <.__,)
###
(( #####
### #########=
___________ ##### ##____##___/__ ,\
,' __ `. `-------' \ ,'\ |
/ ,' `. \ _ __ |,' \ |
| | () | | |_) /\ |_ |) )|, |
\ `.__,' / | \ /--\ | |,' ,/ /
`.____,' | ' ,
________________________________/ '
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Red Baron No. 5 (b)
__
('__`>
\ /==(o) ______
\ `\__/ |()|::::)=
\________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
.____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ |
. \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
' /__\ ` | ' ,
' ` ____________________________________________/ '
/ /
/ /
; ;
__ __
('__`> _ --__`.
\ /==(o) ______\ -'_--`.
\ `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. ..
\________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
.____, `-------' `-------' \-`
. \ / , . & , . & , |
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' ` : *Snipe!* |
|,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,' / *. *Ker-ing!* |
' /__\ ` / : |\
' ` __________________________/ / *_________/__\
/ / / .`.-_-\
/ / `_`.'_-_\
; / /
/ /
*Rattattatt...!*
/
/ / *Zing!*
/__ *Shred!* ,
(*__`> *Tear!* ' *Ricochet!*
\ / ** ) / ______
\ /:.* |()|::::)=
\________ ____/ / / \ /)____||___/__ ,\
.____, `-------' / /:--' \ ,'\ |
. \ / , . / / '.. & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of ` / _ `: _\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Buxtehude ,' / / |_ ".. |`. |,' ,/ /
' /__\ ` / / ;: | ' ,
' ` _______________ / ______________:______/ '
/ /
/ /
/ ;
*Smolder!*
(
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. (( _ --__`.
\ /:. ) ______\ -'_--`.
\ `\_:. |()|::::)= '_`. ..
\________ _____ / /\ /)___ )|____\_-``.
.____, `-------' `----:--' (( \-`
. \ / , . & , . '.. ) & , |
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' |
|,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. |
' /__\ ` //|/;: |\
' ` _____________________________________:______/__\
/ / .`.-_-\
/ / `_`.'_-_\
; ;
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\ /:. _ )___
\ `\_:. |()( :::)=
\________ _____ / /\ /)___ )|___/__ ,\
.____, `-------' `----:--' \ ,'\ |
. \ / , . & , . '.. & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. |,' ,/ /
' /__\ ` //|/;: | ' ,
' ` _____________________________________:______/ '
/ /
/ /
; ;
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\ /:. ______\ -'_--`.
\ `\_:. |()|::::)= '_`. .
\________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
.____, `-------' `----:--' \-`
. \ / , . & , . '.. & , |
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' |
|,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. |
' /__\ ` //|/;: |\
' ` _____________________________________:______/__\
/ / .`.-_-\
/ / `_`.'_-_\
; ;
.
\ /:. ______
\ `\_:. |()|::::)=
\________ /)_____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
.____, `-------' `----:--' \ ,'\ |
. \ / , . & , . '.. & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. |,' ,/ /
' /__\ ` //|/;: | ' ,
' ` _____________________________________:______/ '
/ /
/ /
; ;
, - - - - -
' Cardboard `
' cutout. '
` - - - - ' __
\| . _ --__`.
\ __ /:. ______\ -'_--`.
\ ('__`> `\_:. |()|::::)= '_`. .
\________ /=(66)/)_____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
.____, `-------' `----:--' \-`
. \ / , . & , . '.. & , |
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' |
|,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. |
' /__\ ` //|/;: |\
' ` _____________________________________:______/__\
/ / .`.-_-\
/ / `_`.'_-_\
; ;
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Red Baron No. 6
__ __
('__`> __ _ --__`.
\ /==(o) //()\_ ______\ -'_--`.
\ `\__/ ~(( x \ |()|::::)= '_`. .
\________ / /\ /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||_____\_-``.
.____, `-------',~((( / )----' \-` ,
. \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , | '
|`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\'' |
|,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|``. |
' /__\ ` ___,--'__`--'));' |\
' ` _ ~~'___,--' `--'___________________________/__\
~~' """"""/ / .`.-_-\
/ / `_`.'_-_\
; ;
_______________
/ \
| She's not dead, |
| you know! |
\________ _____/
\|
`
__
('__`> __
\ /=(66) //()\_ ______
\ `\_-/ ~(( x \ |()|::::)=
\________ / /\ /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||___/__ ,\
.____, `-------',~((( / )----' \ ,'\ |
. \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
' /__\ ` ~~.___,--.__,--'));' | ' ,
' ` _ ~~.___,--.__,--'__________________________/ '
/ /
/ /
; ;
__ __
('__`> __ _ --__`.
\ /==(o) //()\_ ______\ -'_--`.
\ `\__/ ~(( x \ |()|::::)= '_`. .
\________ / /\ /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||_____\_-``.
.____, `-------',~((( / )----' \-` ,
. \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , | '
|`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\'' |
|,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|``. |
' /__\ ` ___,--'__`--'));' |\
' ` _ ~~'___,--' `--'___________________________/__\
~~' """"""/ / .`.-_-\
/ / `_`.'_-_\
; ;
___________
/ \
| But the |
| goose is. |
\______ ___/
\|
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('__`> __
\ /=(66) //()\_ ______
\ `\_-/ ~(( x \ |()|::::)=
\________ / /\ /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||___/__ ,\
.____, `-------',~((( / )----' \ ,'\ |
. \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
' /__\ ` ~~.___,--.__,--'));' | ' ,
' ` _ ~~.___,--.__,--'__________________________/ '
/ /
/ /
; ;
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Red Baron No. 10
_____________ __ __
,' `. ('__`> _ --__`.
/ It's venison \____ /==(o) ______\ -'_--`.
| on the menu ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| tonight for the | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| Red Baron, owing | `-------' \-` ,
| to a rather | & , . & , . & , | '
| unfortunate mid- | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
\ air collision / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
`._____________,' |\
__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
_________________
_( _)_
( How am I ever _)
( going to replace a _)
(__ red-nosed reindeer? )_
(_______________________) _
(_)
__ __ __ O
(__\ /__) <'__`)
\ (__\---/__)_ (66)=\ ______
\ /\\_// \ \-_/' |()|::::)=
\_____\(x x)/,___\_____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
.____, //\0/// `-------' \ ,'\ |
. \ / , // // . & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The \)iri\)of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Wuppertal ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
' /__\ ` | ' ,
' ` ____________________________________________/ '
/ /
/ /
; ;
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Red Baron No. 11
__
____________ ('__`>
,' `._____ /==(o) ______
/ Luftwaffe has ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)=
| equipped our | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
| airplanes with | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| new navigator | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
\ robots. / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
`.____________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
| ' ,
__________________________/ '
____________ __ __
,' `. ('__`> _ --__`.
/ They're \____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`.
| supposed to be ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| an assisting | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| safety feature, | `-------' \-` ,
| but frankly | & , . & , . & , | '
| mine's just | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
| getting on | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
\ my nerves! / |\
`.____________,' __________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
__________________ /\
| | /\/ \/|____
| CLOUD AHEAD! | ___/ /_____
| DANGER! | _\ SHUT UP!! /
| OOL SCHREGLMANN! | \ YOU BUBBLE-HEADED /
| DANGER! | /___ BOOBIE!!!_____\
|__________ ______| /__ __ __\
/ /__ | / \/
/__ / |/
|/ __ '
_____ ('__`>
\ (<=<>>) /=(><) ______
\ _)_(_ `\_O/ |()|::::)=
\________ ///|\\\ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
.____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ |
. \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Dusseldorf ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
' /__\ ` | ' ,
' ` ____________________________________________/ '
/ /
/ /
; ;
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Red Baron No. 12
_____________
/ \ __
| The Red Baron |___ ('__`>
\ | flies again! ,-' /==(o) ______
\ \_____________/ `\__/ |()|::::)=
\______________________ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
.____, `-------' \ ,'\ |
. \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Baden-Baden ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
' /__\ ` | ' ,
' ` ____________________________________________/ '
/ /
/ /
; ;
_____________ __ __
,' `. ('__`> _ --__`.
/ My shrink \____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`.
| says I'm either ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| schizophrenic | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| or the victim | `-------' \-` ,
| of some really | & , . & , . & , | '
| crappy witness | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
| relocation | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
\ program. / |\
`._____________,' __________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Red Baron No. 13
__
_______________ ('__`> \ \ *Zing!*
,' `.____ (( /=(..) \ \ ___\__
/ Here's the world ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)=
| famous Red Baron | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
| having his newly | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| cleaned airplane | & , . & , *Snipe!* : |,' \ |
| riddled with | _\' `/_\' .. \ |) )|, |
\ bulletholes! / _|`. ,'|_|`. : \ \ |,' ,/ /
`.______________,' : \ \ \ | ' ,
___________________\_____\\ '
\ \
__ ) _ (
____________ ('__`> ( ( \ \\
,' `._____ /=(..) _))(\ \ //
/ I could just ,-' `\_~/ |((((:):)((
| bail out but | _____ / /\ /)___))/_(_\)_
| it would do hell | `-------' (( \ )( \
| to my insurance | & , . & , ))/ ( ,) |
\ rates! / _\' `/_\' ( _ |
`.____________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ) _|`. |
( |\
__________________________/\ \
\ \
\_)
____ ( _ )
_____________ (=__=) ) ( \ //
,' `._____ {(..)} ((_)\ \ \
/ Hey, you with ,-' \<>/ |())(::(:=))
| the funny nose! | _____ / /\ /)__((_\__)(\_
| Mind if we swap | `-------' ))/ ( ) \
| addresses and | & , . & , (( \ )( |
| deal with this | _\' `/_\' ) _ |
\ in private?! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ( |_|`. |
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/ /' \_O/ ) / \
`. `-.'/| / _______| Shooting down plane after |
`._ \ \Y __ `-._ plane as they approach our |
| || /_ \ __ `-. lines from across the Somme! |
\ // (--)=|/_ \ __ | The Curtiss! The Sopwith! |
\__|| \o|/(--)=|/_ \ | The mighty Salmson 2A2! |
[--[] /\_\ \o|/(--)=| | The Spad! The Farman! |
(( / )\(( / )/\_\ \o|/ | The Caproni Ca.3! The Caudron! |
\ \|/ /(( / )/\_\ | The Nieuport! The Breguet |
| \ |_,'| |/ /(( / ) | 14A2! The Roleur! The |
| |\ )__ \_,'| |/ /| | Tellier! The Donnet-Denhaut! |
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Red Baron No. 69
FLY WHERE THE CLOUDS ARE
Wind's north-east on tarmac four
When I hear her engine start up,
My ears ringing from its roar,
As her passing lifts my heart up.
Through a veil of rain she bolts,
Racing down the quaking runways,
until off she takes and floats
irresistibly sunways.
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Turns to far-away fuss.
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As she takes the towering clouds on,
While the murky, rainy haze
Dims her lights out one by one.
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That faint dot she had become, when
Finally all I heard was just
Her propeller softly humming.
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Fly where the clouds are
And not even the sky's the limit.
When a clean, white blanket buries up there
All our fears and all our worries, that's where
Everything that seemed important to us
Turns to far-away fuss.
After silence falls I stroll,
Draped in clothes the slush keeps soiling.
Wafting down from flight control
There's the smell of coffee boiling.
Puddles spiked with gasoline
Make an ersatz-rainbow glisten.
Clouds, reflected deep within,
Make me wish that I were with them.
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And not even the sky's the limit.
When a clean, white blanket buries up there
All our fears and all our worries, that's where
Everything that seemed important to us
Turns to far-away fuss.
"Uber den Wolken" Music and Lyrics (c)1974 Reinhard Mey
English translation 2000 by Ulrich Schreglmann
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Red Baron No. 94
_______________________
,' `. ___________
/ I can't believe it! \ ,' `.
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| I never once saw | | surface is the |
| from in here the plane | \ highway!! /
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\ AND FAST!!!! / /' / / ,`
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